I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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