Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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