3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
You pole danced in your parka.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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