She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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