On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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