No stitches, just platelets and will power
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
The ass gains better be worth it
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