A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
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