I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
