kristin has been a bad kristin
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
When did angry sex become our thing?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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