called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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