Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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