SEEEEXXX PLEASE
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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