he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
its liver damage thursday
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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