the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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