i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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