Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
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