She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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