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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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