you guys were way drunker than both of me
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
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