Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
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