Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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