She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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