he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Randomize
