this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
In America we eat man semen.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I need a burrito and a hug.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
