Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
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its like you know when i get waxed
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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