This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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