Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
