Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
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