I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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