Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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