So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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