we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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