i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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