there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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