After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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