Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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