I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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