You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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