yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
Randomize
