The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i feel like the song jizz in my pants was made for him.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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