i was born a porn star she said
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
Every concussion has its silver lining
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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