Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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