I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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