hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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