i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
this girl with a french braid down the center of her head won't stop talking about the benefits of the free market. i'm hungover, bloated and haven't slept for 4 days. shut up french braid girl, shut up.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
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