have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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