is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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