Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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