i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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