We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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