why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
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