I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
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