Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
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